So, why should you give "My Pig Princess -v0.8.1- -CyanCapsule-" a try? Here are a few compelling reasons:
Elara curled around me as I worked, her warm bulk a shield against the cold hum of the servers. She didn’t care about version numbers. She didn’t care that the outside world had forgotten this place.
“You’ve destabilized the geofootings,” I said. “Again.”