Another angle is to consider how often similar products are reviewed. Maybe the user is looking for a template or a framework to apply to a real product review. The review should be thorough, covering each aspect in depth but acknowledging the lack of specific data if the product isn't real.
We put the Rio IPTD999 through a series of stress tests to see if the numbers translate to reality.
I first saw her in a bootleg memory parlor beneath the Rio-Nani Bridge. For five hundred credits, you could slip into a wetware cradle and live inside one of her final productions. Not watch it. Live it. Feel her laugh vibrate in your own throat. Taste the salt of her tears when she said goodbye to lovers who were never real.
That ghost had a serial number: IPTD999.