“You couldn’t,” said Mikey, leaning back in his chair, “score Rachel Starr.”
It is possible this is a reference to a specific "Hoagie" nickname in sports or a custom character/scenario in a game like The Sims or Grand Theft Auto , though this is less common than the first two interpretations. can-he-score-rachel-starr-and-the-hoagie-hero
The next day, I stood outside Hoagie Hero, a fluorescent-lit purgatory of toasted bread and melted provolone. The place smelled like oregano and regret. I’d rehearsed a dozen cool, casual openers. “Hey, big fan of your… work ethic.” No. “So, how’s the film industry treating you?” Too stiff. “You couldn’t,” said Mikey, leaning back in his